Family Reunion EP1 – So minding your own fucking business when someone knocks on your door, and it’s some fucking chick who claims to be your daughter. WTF! You don’t have any kids so this is complete bullshit. She says her mom and you used to be fuck buddies so that is how she came to be. No fucking way can that be true. Well, the fuck buddy thing is true, but you were sure you never knocked her up. This is ain’t no fucking good!